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They're not quite the worst Manchester United team in living memory, but there's not much in it

Strength in Depth, Episode 3; Between the Wars

Single Parenthood & I: A Christmas Diary

Christmas Bonus: Fanny Cradock Cooks for Christmas

Words & Pictures to Follow; Shoreham vs AFC Varndeanians

The Football Kickback: celebrating potatoes and feeling loved at Christmas

George Eastham: the quiet revolutionary

The Pelicot Trial: Outcomes, consequences and ramifications

Everton's recent fate as a parable for the state of modern football

Single Parenthood & I: The Christmas Show

Strength in Depth, Episode 2; Edwardian Values

Okay, so what has happened to Jack Grealish, then?

The Football Kickback: all the latest Bobby Davro news

When a last-minute equaliser makes all that travelling worthwhile

Single Parenthood & I: The Looks You Get

Words & Pictures to Follow: another New Home Town versus Old Home City Derby... and maybe the last?

Can Wycombe Wanderers continue to upset the League One applecart?

Single Parenthood & I: The Morning Routine

Those magnificent Spurs in their flying machines

Strength in Depth, Episode One: Origin Story

Manchester United: meet the new boss, same as the old boss?

The Football Kickback: Storm Vinny Samways

Why there will be neither words nor pictures this weekend

To Hull & Back

Come on then, Mr Guehi, Mr Morsy and Mr Mazraoui, what do you really mean?

Pathetic, bulky men with pathetic, bulky attitudes

Billericay is a long way from Kansas

Words & Pictures to Follow: Billericay Town vs Hendon

After all they went through; on Mark Robins, Coventry City and... Frank Lampard?

Manchester City and the lack of a transitional season

Single Parenthood & I: On dementia

The Football Kickback: Charlie Methven's Raspberry Trousers

Dorking and Enfield step in as Storm Bert robs me of a trip to an enchanted forest

Diet Stoke; or, when stagnation takes over a football club

Words & Pictures to Follow: Roffey vs Little Common

The Tottenham Way: Damage your brand for no gain whatsoever

Dumbarton FC and a "get-rich quick pipe dream"

What will Football Bluesky look like after the Great Xodus?

The Football Kickback: Ryan Giggs Does Something Honorable

Carsley out, Tuchel in; so which way now for England?

Spurs outgunned in North London Derby

Words & Pictures to Follow: Tottenham Hotspur vs Arsenal

Match of the Day: The Culture Wars

Juventus's execrable cartoon series Team Jay is a crime against both children and the parents who have to watch it with them

Bald as a Coote: or, indiscretion in the age of conspiracy theories

The Football Kickback: Stop Making the Same Mistakes

Electricity meets 'Water with (just about) predictable consequences

Words and pictures to follow: Brighton Electricity vs Southwater

Millwall vs Leeds and the season's most unnecessary light show

Farsley Celtic: Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it

The Football Kickback: HOW MUCH FOR A LOAF OF SOURDOUGH?

If the FA doesn't care about the FA Cup, why should we?

On why stepping in over harrassment is often a dilemma

Darts shooting blanks as Halloween bites

Single Parenthood & I: It became final on Thursday

Words & Pictures to follow: Dartford vs Cray Valley PM

Sunshine over Blyth

Not for the first time... Swindon wilts

Erik Gon Hag

Underground overground to Redbridge, and a very... retro experience

The Football Kickback: It's difficult to imagine a baby Ian

The Pelicot Trial, and why we have to speak up

Words & Pictures to Follow: Redbridge vs Heybridge Swifts - On The Edge of The Green Buckle

Aston Villa are the best football team in Europe (for now)

The two faces of Reading Football Club

Are we witnessing the death of one of non-league football's most famous names?

The Football Kickback: Have some goddam respect for yourselves

Rooks knocked off their perch by a Hornet's sting

Words & Pictures to Follow: Horsham vs Lewes - It's important to do these things while you can

Blyth Spartans: Business before pleasure

Thomas Tuchel's England appointment is the best sort of appointment; it's funny

The Football Kickback: Daniel Levy (Chipolata)

Admiral 50; This is definitely not a 'review'

Stow away; or, when Moses failed to part the ocean

Single Parenthood & I: How to cope with and get through a child's birthday

Words & Pictures to Follow: Walthamstow vs Mildenhall Town - a short history of non-league football in East London

Inverness Caledonian Thistle on the brink

The APT rulings don't look like *that* much of a victory for Manchester City

Cambridge United and a headline of two halves

The Football Kickback: Erik Eleven Hag

Will two points be enough to save Erik Ten Hag?

Celtic's hammering in Dortmund is a joke that may wear off quickly

So, I bought a typewriter

The National League Cup gets off to a predictably dismal start

The Hillians Have Eyes

The Football Kickback: Drugs, Drugs, Glorious Drugs

If you're a big club and you're getting dunked on by Spurs, things are bad

Single Parenthood & I: They warn you about the tiredness, but they don't warn you about this sort of tiredness

Words & Pictures to Follow: Brain fog and Burgess Hill

Women's football still has a lot of ground to make up on the men's game

The Football Kickback: Cumulative Concussions

Everton: Light at the end of the Mersey Tunnel

Shit Shot Mungo, Episode 5

Meet The New Defence, Same As The Old Defence

Single Parenthood & I: There is no substitutes bench

Words & Pictures to Follow: Horley Town vs Hassocks

Can Vimal Yoganathan blaze a trail for the Sri-Lankan Tamil diaspora in professional football?

The Football Kickback - At Least Seven Minutes of Football Content

When whimsy meets rage-bait, and it *all* goes wrong

Gary Shaw: Hometown Boy

Pride comes before a Faal as Havant slip up in Sussex in the Cup

On the other major thing in my life

Words & Pictures to Follow: Worthing vs Havant & Waterlooville

Shit Shot Mungo, Episode 4

Morecambe remain rooted to the bottom and up in the air

The culture wars are now just a part of the international break background noise

At what point do fans start give up on Premier League football in droves?

A Quick Public Service Announcement

The Football Kickback, 2024/25: Oh Case-Dearo

When the technology fails in the village

Words & Pictures to follow: Dulwich Hamlet vs Leatherhead

A conversation between my 16 year-old self and my 42 year-old self

Shit Shot Mungo, Episode Three

The Football Kickback, 2024/25: My Name is Mister Gareth

Sven Goran Eriksson: Too much of a gentleman for English football?

In the shadows, at the other end of White Hart Lane

Words and Pictures to follow: Haringey Borough vs Brightlingsea Regent

Shit Shot Mungo, Episode Two

The Football Kickback, 2024/25: Late Stage Peter Shilton

Ain't no Sunshine: Briefly, on the First Qualifying Round of the FA Cup

Stepping into the Simeonulator

Rome Wasn't Built in a Day, Chapter 18;

The Premier League 2024/25, Part Four; Nottingham Forest to Wolves

The Premier League 2024/25, Part Three: Leicester City to Newcastle United

Shit Shot Mungo, Episode One

The Premier League 2024/25, Part Two: Chelsea to Ipswich Town

A Wild Goose Chase for a Shirt

The Premier League 2024/25, Part One: Arsenal to Brighton

Rome Wasn't Built in a Day, Chapter H; Make the people and the whole country proud

Great Football Books: The Football Grounds of England & Wales, by Simon Inglis

None of us want to be here

Beautiful Idiots & Brilliant Lunatics: Fisher vs Redhill - No time to catch your breath

Rome Wasn't Built in a Day, Chapter 17; Bad Practices Elsewhere

Beautiful Idiots & Brilliant Lunatics: Exploring London and Beyond in 2024/25

Bend me, shape me, any way you want me

Rome Wasn't Built in a Day, Chapter G; improbable, implausible and contrived

Girondins de Bordeaux: tombé en panne

A promising post-playing career blown apart by careless words

Go Woking or Go Broke

Rome Wasn't Built in Day; Chapter 16, Not in the wider interests of football

Enzo Fernandez, and a surprising outburst

Gareth Southgate: our part in his downfall

A brief introduction to the 2024/25 club football season

Next season on Unexpected Delirium

Euro 2024; England finally hit their comedown

Euro 2024 Podcast: Lemon Fanta, it turns out, does not equal Banter

Football doesn't want to talk about its domestic violence problem

Rome Wasn't Built in a Day, Chapter F; The depth of my personal disappointment

Euro 2024: Eff your cat, it's coming home

From the Archive: Television masterpieces - Connections (1978)

Euro 2024, the semis: they're a rum old bird, this team

From the Archive: On writing, self-belief, and overcoming imposter syndrome

Euro 2024, the semis: the young boy burns, but there is more to Spain than this

From the Archive: I watched an episode of Love Island so you don't have to

Euro 2024 Podcast: A Greased Albatross

Euro 2024: the quarters, part three; England squeeze through, and disseminating it all remains impossible

Euro 2024: the quarters, part two; Germany pull an England and lose to the first decent team they play

Euro 2024: the quarters, part one; Portugal sacrificed at the altar of one man's ego, yet again

Rome Wasn't Built in a Day, Chapter 15: Who do they think they are?

From The Archive: Evicting Non-League Football Clubs: Powered by iRama

Euro 2024 Podcast: AND THEN HE STARTED CRYING!

From The Archive: You Can't Go Home Again

If you can't be good, be lucky; England scramble into the quarters

Rome Wasn't Built in a Day, Chapter 14; A whole new ball game

From the Archive: Nottingham Forest - 13 Years of Hurt

Euro 2024 Podcast: Ayyyy Don't Believe It

From The Archive: Diego - The Greatest of Them All

From the Archive: Jim McLean’s Dundee United & The Roma Scandal

Scotland the Brave? Wee, sleekit, cowrin, tim’rous beasties, more like

Gareth Southgate is reaching the beginning of the end

Rome Wasn't Built in a Day, Chapter E; Racked with nervous tension and discomfort

From the Archive: Sunderland's fall from grace continues

A brief oasis of football before what will replace it begins again

From the Archive: Marseille - The Aftermath

Euro 2024 Podcast, Part One; Enter the Soup Kitchen

From the Archive: Marseille 2016 - how to make sense of this chaos?

Euro 2024; Everybody performing their allotted roles

Euro 2024: Opening night nerves show the gulf between the makeweights and the rest

Rome Wasn't Built in a Day, Chapter 13; A lack of police control

Euro 24, Group F; Georgia on their minds?

From The Archive: England vs Germany; 10 Other Matches

Euro 24, Group E; After the gold rush

From The Archive: The Euro 20 Final, Part Two; During & After

From The Archive: The Euro 20 Final, Part One; Cause, Culpability and Consequence

Euro 24, Group D; A Two-Horse Race

Euro 24, Group C; The best of times, the worst of times

If England don't want to be booed from the pitch, they'll need to do better than that

Euro 24, Group B; Group of Death, or Group of Near-Death?

The richest clubs are fast-forwarding us to football's dystopian future

Rome Wasn't Built in a Day, Chapter 12; I’m afraid the news is very bad from Brussels

As Bad as Things Got: West Ham United, 29th February 2020

A history of German club football through the medium of its Euro 24 venues

Euro 24, Group A: Permutations > Goals

From the Archive: The death & rebirth of football in Hereford

Out with the old, in with the new

From the Archive: Animal Soccer World - the worst game of them all

A wholly predictable Champions League final was a wholly appropriate ending to the season

The fraudster, his son, the EFL and the Companies

Rome Wasn't Built in a Day, Chapter D; When I get to know you better

Perfect, twice: France winning the European Championships, 40 years on

As Bad as Things Got; Wales at the Euros, 16th November 1994

So Coalville Town are disappearing from view... but why?

From the Archive: The Contradictory & Counter-Intuitive Oxford United

The Football Kickback; A Spanner in the Works

Leeds United's reaction to losing the play-off final shows what a testing season it is

Erik Ten Hag, and the fine art of throwing a spanner in the works

Rome Wasn't Built in a Day, Chapter 11; a few soccer hooligans might get their fingers burnt

Leeds United, Southampton, and the 4th March 1972

As Bad as Things Got: England at the Euros; 12th June 1980

Chelsea will never be the club they seem to want to be if they continue this managerial policy

From the Archive: The government tries to tackle the hooligans, but attacks all of us instead

The Football Kickback: Poch o'Clock Seems to Come Around Earlier Each Year

Unexpected Delirium End of Season Review: Awards, Kinda

Jurgen Klopp: When funerals and wakes collide

The Golden Steamroller makes it six out of seven

Arrivezerbi

VAR chat turns existential, but will anything change?

The EFL Championship: A league in which no-one is good enough

Rome Wasn't Built in a Day, Chapter 10; A non-decision that will be talked about for years

No, it is no surprise whatsoever that Spurs fans reacted in the way that they did last night

As Bad as Things Got: Sheffield United, 2nd May 1981

From the Archive: Burnley - Here come the Americans

Three up three down is a sign of the Premier League times

Rome Wasn't Built in a Day, Chapter C; Never change a winning team

As Bad As Things Got; Charlton Athletic, 7th September 1985

Manchester United under Erik Ten O'Farrell remain as intractable as ever

From the Archive: Burnley, Ian Britton, and the many faces of heroism

Enfield on the up, or when promotion feels like validation of a set of principles

The Football Kickback: They Deserve to be Knighted

Worthing fall at the last, but should take pride at how far they've come

Bricked: Capel see off Jarvis Brook in a season-ender of little to no consequence

Rome Wasn't Built in a Day, Chapter 9; Most people called it "the slavery contract"

As Bad as Things Got; Fulham, 28th February 1987

From the Archive; Remembering Jimmy Armfield

The Football Kickback, Episode 3; Everton are safe but Spurs gonna Spurs

A season in search of one ends up there, 60 miles from home.

Rome Wasn't Built in a Day, Chapter 8; Clubs cannot just do as they like

The Merseyside Derby saves Everton and condemns Liverpool... almost, and nearly

As Bad as Things Got: West Bromwich Albion, 11th May 1991

From the Archive: Wrexham; The Gang Gets a New Member

Tinfoilhattingham Forest

From the Archive: Football's uncomfortable heading conversation

Manchester United, Coventry City, the letter and the spirit of the law

Gateshead Soup

The Football Kickback, Episode 2; Tiny arms and huge injustices

The FA and the Premier League join forces to desecrate the FA Cup

Voices of Football: Barry Davies, English football's renaissance man

Rome Wasn't Built in a Day, Chapter 7; Boy, what a thrill it was

Shine on you crazy Diamond Lights

As Bad as Things Got: Aston Villa, 25th April 1936

Further east than Orient, there's a storm a-brewin'

European Championship Stories; 2008, when the world felt very different

Third will probably have to be good enough for the Worthing Women

The Monday Kickback, Episode 1

Rome Wasn't Built in a Day, Chapter B; There Was no Fluke About It

The Midlife Crisis of Cristiano Ronaldo

Another two off for Everton, and they've got off lightly

As Bad as Things Got; Newcastle United, 20th April 1992

European Championship Stories; 2004, Greek Economies of Scale

There in the end: Lancing's chase for the Isthmian League play-offs remains alive

Southend United's takeover-not-takeover may end up back in court, six months on

Binning PSR off in favour of a 'luxury tax' would be the death knell for competition in the Premier League

Rome Wasn't Built in a Day, Chapter Six; Complaints have been made

As Bad As Things Got; Port Vale, 20th February 1968

Easter comes early for Leatherhead as South Park's play-off hopes come crashing to a halt

Rome Wasn't Built in a Day, Chapter Five; There is only time for one thing now

Wales and the immediate aftermath of a tournament elimination

Voices of Football: John Motson; goodbye to all that

As Bad as Things Got; Chelsea, 23rd April 1983

Seeing home from a different angle for once, and in more than one sense

European Championship Stories; 1996, a whole new ball game

Corinthian-Casuals & The State of Amateurism in the 21st Century

Words & Pics to Follow: Corinthian-Casuals vs Badshot Lea, 23rd March 2024

Rome Wasn't Built in a Day, Chapter Four; Great betrayals & teams of all talents

The Kernow of the Problem: how Truro City have had to travel further & further just to be at home this season

As Bad as Things Got: Millwall, 13th March 1985

Non-League Day: shining light on the magic of my match-going decision-making process

European Championship Stories; 1992, new Europe, old enmities

Tragedy chanting is yet another symptom of a deeply sick society

The Nottingham Forest points deduction was never going to be accepted by anyone

Wimbledon: the other side of the tracks

Rome Wasn't Built in a Day, Chapter Three; I beg to tender the following suggestion

Reading FC: it's all a matter of where you draw the line, really

Back There Back Then; new runout (or 'walkout', if you must) songs for all, part one - League Two

As Bad As Things Got: Bristol Rovers, 16th August 1980

European Championship Stories; 1988, Revenge is a dish best served cold

Paul Pogba's career reaches an almost inevitable denouement

Bugger, Bognor; Hornchurch leave it late to take another giant step towards the Isthmian League title

Rome Wasn't Built in a Day, Chapter A: Something Which All True Sportsmen Deplore

Back There Back Then; the runout music your club deserves: a prologue

As Bad as Things Got; Burnley, 9th May 1987

Voices of Football: Peter Brackley & The Changing Nature of Broadcasting

In an era of bad faith, safety protocols are at obvious risk of exploitation

European Championship Stories: 1984, Platini and the perfect hat-tricks

No, seriously... Accrington Stanley, who *are* they?

MATCH OFF finally strikes me down... or does it?

Rome Wasn't Built in a Day, Chapter Two; A meeting of the captains and secretaries

Is Adam Hinshelwood the right man to rescue York City's season?

As Bad as Things Got: Middlesbrough, 22nd August 1986

So, how do you determine an 'appropriate' points deduction for Profit & Sustainability losses?

So, who is this guy who's taken over Blyth Spartans, then?

European Championship Stories: 1980, The Decline & Fall of English Football

Much ado about Dorking: Ebbsfleet bring some truths home to roost

100 Owners: Robert Chase, Norwich City

The Freewheelin' Unexpected Delirium Podcast: The End

Rome Wasn't Built in a Day, chapter one: Kicking a stuffed leather ball

When will the sun also rise again for Torquay United?

Voices of Football: Gerry Harrison, The Best from the East

Rochdale: We've been here before, so don't you dare act surprised

European Championship Stories: 1976, The Birth of the Penalty Shootout

Introducing... Rome Wasn't Built in a Day

The curious case of the former internationals turning out in the eleventh division

Back to square one for Sunderland... again

Winning at Dominoes, Episode 10: The Welsh Wimbledon

Eastbourne Castled by Chelmsford's 1-2-3

100 Owners: Tony Lazarou, Enfield FC

The Freewheelin Unexpected Delirium Podcast: Sin Bins & Other Things

Voices of Football: Bryon Butler, The Quiet Authority

Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one.

As Bad As Things Got: Leeds United, 30th November 2008

The apparently neverending agony of Charlton Athletic

European Championship Stories: 1972, the greatest German team of all?

Winning at Dominoes, Episode 9: Deepest, Darkest Peru

One in the eye for Hastings in The Castle Derby

100 Owners: The Three Amigos, Derby County

The Freewheelin' Unexpected Podcast: Stuff you've done in football grounds that wasn't football

A Story of Football in 30 Episodes, Part Three

Voices of Football: Jacqui Oatley, The Trailblazer

As Bad As Things Got: Queens Park Rangers, 22nd May 1963

Chelsea have wrapped themselves up in unnecessary (and very expensive) knots

European Championship Stories: 1968, Rhapsody in Blue

The Strange Story of the Team Without a Goalkeeper

Oh Mister Roy, where did it all go wrong?

Winning at Dominoes, Episode 8: Queens Park Rangers - Living in the Plastic Age

One in the eye for Pagham on another day out in the hills

100 Owners: Brian York & Arthur Eastham, Cambridge City

When the best place to get some rest is a non-league football match

The Freewheelin' Unexpected Delirium Podcast: REACTION!

A Story of Footballs in 30 Episodes, Part Two

As Bad As Things Got: Bristol City, 1st April 1982

Voices of Football: Hugh Johns, ITV's other leading man

European Championship Stories: 1964, A Battle of Ideologies

Winning at Dominoes, Part 7: Men of the Clyde

Fail to prepare, prepare to fail: Ferring, Storrington, and why it pays to double-check

100 Owners: Graham Westley (Farnborough Town & Kingstonian)

The Freewheelin' Unexpected Delirium Podcast: One-NIL

Klopp's exit marks Liverpool's biggest managerial shock since Shankly

A Story of Footballs in 30 Episodes, Part One

Newport County shuffle their pack while looking forward to their FA Cup day in the sun

As Bad As Things Got: Oxford United, 5th November 1991

Voices of Football: Kenneth Wolstenholme, The First Voice of Football

On Neil Kulkarni, and loss in the age of parasocial media

European Championship Stories: 1960, Cold War Football

Winning at Dominoes, Part Six: The Men That Built The Arsenal

A Tale of One City (And One Town)

100 Owners: Douglas Craig, York City

The Freewheelin Unexpected Delirium Podcast: Windows 24

The latest Newcastle story doesn't say much for any form of existing football governance

As Bad As Things Got: Norwich City, 8th August 2009

West Ham United, and when temporary becomes permanent

Televised Football in the Regions: Wales & The West

Regulation in the time of conspiracy theories is proving a bind for the Premier League

Reading's cri de coeur strikes a chord as a sign of our times

100 Owners: R.W. (Dick) Stoley - Argonauts FC

The Freewheelin' Unexpected Delirium Podcast: Oh Captain My Captain

Voices of Football: James Alexander Gordon - The Voice of Saturday Tea-Time

As Bad as Things Got: Everton, 7th May 1994

Chelsea's 2024 is starting to look a bit like their 2023

Football in the Regions: The Beautiful South

Insert Coin to Continue, Part 7: The Geeks Shall Inherit the Earth (1982-2019)

The Unexpected Delirium Live Blog: Wigan Athletic vs Manchester United, FA Cup 3rd Round

As Bad As Things Got: Brentford, 19th January 1967

Winning at Dominoes, Part Six: Accrington & Colne, Touched by the the Hand of Burnley

Saints breeze past Saddlers on an FA Cup Third Round Saturday in the sun

Voices of Football: Martin Tyler – The Pre-Premier League Years

The FA Cup will be fine, if those who run it can resist tinkering with it any more

As Bad As Things Got - Arsenal: 14th May 1980

Televised football in the regions, Part 6: Anglia - Punching above their weight

Let's not going kidding ourselves that abandoning FFP would make football more "competitive"

The new Rooney Rule: stop getting distracted by the shiny things when everything's going okay

Insert Coin to Continue, Part 6: A Wide Open Playing Field (1994-2020)

Should auld acquaintance be forgot and never brought to mind?