Sitemap - 2023 - Unexpected Delirium
The Premier League title race that no-one seems to *want* to win
Is Newcastle's recent downturn The Peter Principle in action again?
The Freewheelin' Unexpected Delirium Podcast: Let's Sack Everyone
Voices of Football: Gerald Sinstadt, The Man Who Spoke Up
As Bad as Things Got: Manchester United, 5th May 1934
Televised football in the regions, part 5: The Midlands - from ATV, in colour
Insert Coin to Continue, Part 5: Console Wars (1983-2001)
Winning at Dominoes, Part 4: The Almost Complete Story of Stamford Bridge
100 Owners: The Bhatti Brothers (Wolverhampton Wanderers)
Voice of Football: What a Stramash! The Life & Times of Arthur Montford
As Bad As Things Got: Manchester City, 3rd May 1998
Televised football in the regions, part 4: Yorkshire - The Golden Chevron
The Horrible Little Man: a history of violence
Insert Coin to Continue, Part Four: Rising Overheads, 1979-1994
Winning at Dominoes, Part 3: (M4) Corridors of Power
Honours even in the New Home Town versus Old Home City Derby
The Remaster - 100 Owners, Brian Hillier (Swindon Town)
The Freewheelin' Unexpected Delirium Podcast: What if they don't get the bug?
Voices of Football: Brian Moore - The Face & Voice of ITV
As Bad As Things Got: Tottenham Hotspur, 7th May 1977
Sunderland jettison Mowbray, the stopgap who stayed too long
Televised football in the regions, part three: From the North - Granada
Women's football has decided what 'growing the game' will mean, and all looks very familiar
The 3pm blackout lives to fight another day
'Perhaps' may not be enough to save Sheffield United's season
Insert Coin to Continue, Part 3 - The World at Their Feet (1983-1990)
Winning at Dominoes 2: Lincoln City and the 9th May 1987
Shellfish till they die; Shoreham edge Varndean as Christmas appears on the horizon
The Remaster: 100 Owners - Irving Scholar, (Tottenham Hotspur & Nottingham Forest)
The Freewheelin' Unexpected Delirium Podcast: International Breaks & News Readers
Voices of Football: Tony Gubba - Fanfare for the Commentator Man
If "spursiness" is now a thing, we should probably contemplate "uniteditis" too
As Bad As Things Got: Liverpool, 16th January 1959
What if they never get the bug?
Televised football in the regions, part two: the north-east of England
At what point will there be a mass exodus from ruined Big Football?
Terry Venables: you only get one life, so you might as well live it, right?
Mavericks & Mullets; or, how I learned to forget about the cold and focus on the football instead.
The Remaster: 100 Owners - Ken Wheldon (Walsall & Birmingham City)
The Premier League related-party loans vote is just money getting what money wants again
Winning at Dominoes, Part One: Those Feet in Ancient Times
Voices of Football, Part One: Peter Jones, BBC Radio's voice of the game
The most unusual giant-killing of the season comes without a ball being kicked
As Bad as Things Got, Part One: Derby County - 5th May 1984
Are Bradford City becoming League Two's forgotten club?
The Freewheelin' Unexpected Delirium Podcast: EMERGENCY EVERTON EPISODE
Whitehawk defy the weather to get their game on and keep Wembley in their sights
The Remaster: 100 Owners - Terry Smith, Chester City
The Everton verdict opens a can of worms for the Premier League
The Freewheelin' Unexpected Delirium Podcast: Changin' the Rules
Remastered Voices of Football: David Coleman - A Very Modern Anchor
The defenestration of football's local media is upon us
The Remaster: 100 Owners - John Houlding (Everton AND Liverpool)
Financial Fair Play? Schimancial Schmair Schmay, more like.
Brighton Electricity cut off by Hailsham storm
The Remaster: 100 Owners - Louis Edwards (Manchester United)
The Freewheelin' Unexpected Delirium Podcast: Captains
Manchester United: something rotten in the state of Denmark
Monday night appointment with Doctor Tottenham made even worse by VAR
...and then we can move onto the actual football
Eastleigh, Boreham Wood & the element of risk
The Remaster: 100 Owners, Number 96 - Peter Swales (Manchester City)
The Freewheelin' Unexpected Delirium Podcast: The Best Player in the World
The 50 Greatest Goal Posts of All-Time
The ongoing saga of Crawley Town, Colchester United and Matthew Etherington
Sheffield Wednesday owner demands that fans pay for his incompetence
The Premier League Review: thousand yard stares and forty yard goals
Littlehampton Town P-P Broadbridge Heath, Bognor Regis Town P-P Gosport Borough, etc.
The Freewheelin' Unexpected Delirium Podcast: Birmingham
Queens Park Rangers, or why the Rs need a kick up the Rs.
Sun, chips, drink and football: Worthing & Wimbledon on a Sunday afternoon
Eastbourne Town's penalty woes result in Haywards Heath adding to their ledger
The Freewheelin' Unexpected Delirium Podcast: Left-Backs
777, the Neighbours of the Beast?
On Jude Bellingham and his infectious football intelligence
A weekend review of a weekend of partial football.
At this stage of the competition, the FA Cup does still matter.
Euro 2028 hosting decision met with universal shrug of the shoulders
Football must exercise caution if it is to mark this particular tragedy
Bukayo Saka is just another victim of a game which can't leave its very best alone
It's not a conspiracy if you're picking up all three points at home
Arundel nearly castled by Chessington's world of adventures
A good week, at last, to follow an SUFC
The Manchester United crisis-o-meter is cranking up again.
Cheltenham Town are getting left at the races
Horsham are now 90 minutes from being 540 minutes from Wembley.
We need to rip VAR up and start again, but this is not going to happen.
Sheffield Wednesday issue two damning statements about themselves in one day
You Couldn't Script It, Episode 17: The Football Factory
How did Scunthorpe United go bankrupt? Two ways. Gradually, then suddenly.
After the lord mayor's show: what ITV did after the Premier League breakaway
The weekend, part two: the Championship and beyond, with ITV
The Weekend, part one: it's surprising now quickly it becomes normalised, isn't it?
The North London Derby, and why it's okay to miss a bit of it
The Remaster: 100 Owners, Number 96 - Terry Smith (Chester City)
You Couldn't Script It, episode 15: Bend It Like Beckham
Scunthorpe United: this is what *this sort of thing* looks like
Southend all at sea; an update from the edge of oblivion
The Weekend: Manchester United & Chelsea show both sides of the profligacy coin
The Remaster: 100 Owners, Number 97 - Jim Thompson (Maidstone United & Dartford)
You Couldn't Script It, Episode 14: Gregory's Girl
The Remaster: 100 Owners, Number 98 - Michael Knighton (Carlisle United)
Football both in and out of Enfield: it's... complicated
The Ongoing Memeification of Harry Maguire
Will the real David Hilton please stand up, please stand up, please stand up
Shoreham FC can't shake the feeling, Bexhill haven't stopped dancing yet
The Remaster: Harry Kane & The Tale of the Burning Bridges
The Remaster: 100 Owners, Number 99 - Doug Ellis (Aston Villa)
You Couldn't Script It, Episode 13: When Saturday Comes
Hernández, Henríquez & the continuing tragedy of Panamanian football
Jordan Henderson opens his mouth and removes all doubt
The FA Cup First Qualifying Round: All creatures great & small
The Weekend: 4th September 2023
The Remaster: 100 Owners, Number 100 - Bill Hiddelston, Third Lanark
The Remaster: England’s Dreaming: A Post-Allardyce Fallout Warning
You Couldn't Script It, Episode 12: The Arsenal Stadium Mystery
Everton Football Club: a tragedy in four acts
Here come the men, doing their manly things again
The Remaster: the maximum wage and retain & transfer - a match made in hell, for players
The Remaster: the strange story of the team without a goalkeeper
The Long Read: Southend United's 18th nervous breakdown
You Couldn't Script It, Episode 11: Soccer Dog 2 - European Cup
At home in the FA Cup, you say? AT A GROUND I’VE NEVER BEEN TO BEFORE, YOU SAY?
Now both the worst people *and* the rest of us think Manchester United are fools
England come close, and now is the time to remember how far they've come
The Remaster: Parking The Coach - Cesar Luis Menotti & Carlos Bilardo
The Women's World Cup offers us timely remainders of the battles still ahead
You Couldn't Script It, Episode 10: Another Sunday & Sweet FA
The Long Read: Queens Park Rangers & the longest tail
The Remaster: Barry Davies, Football Commentator
The Women's World Cup: 12th August 2023
You Couldn't Script It, Episode 9: Jossy's Giants
Lionesses use up all their lives to get past Nigeria
The Remaster: Yeovil Town: The Forgotten Relegation
The Remaster: No-one Cares About Small Clubs Any More
You Couldn't Script It, Episode 8: Eleven Men Against Eleven
The Remaster: As bad as things got - Watford, 7th May 1959
The Remaster: Steve Evans - football manager, convicted criminal
You Couldn't Script It, Episode 7: Yesterday's Hero
The Long Read: Crawley Town - what if we don't all make it?
The Weekend Remaster: The Scunthorpe Problem
The Weekend Remaster: 22nd July 2023
You Couldn't Script It, Episode 6: ID
The Long Read: Southend United & The Nonsense of Football
The Weekend Remaster, 15th July 2023
You Couldn't Script It, Episode 5: Ted Lasso
The Long Read: Scunthorpe United; the harder they fall
The Daily, Wednesday 12th July 2023
The Daily, Tuesday 11th July 2023
The Daily, Monday 10th July 2023
The weekend remaster, 9th July 2023
The weekend remaster, 8th July 2023
You Couldn't Script It, Episode 4: The Manageress
The Long Read: A sordid tale of squalid lies, greed and fraud
You Couldn't Script It, Episode 3: The Bromley Boys
The Daily: Friday 30th June 2023
The Long Read: Quite a lot of reading about Reading
The Daily: Wednesday 28th June 2023
The Daily: Tuesday 27th June 2023
The Weekend: Glastonbury stands in for the football
You Couldn't Script It, Episode 2: Murphy's Mob
The continuing misadventures of the owners of West Bromwich Albion
The Daily: Wednesday 21st June 2023
The Daily: Tuesday 20th June, 2023
The Weekend: Scotland the Brave, Wales the Throwbacks & England the Meh
You Couldn't Script It, Episode 1: A Prince Among Men
The Daily: Friday 16th June 2023
Morecambe, Wigan & the strange case of Sarbjot Johal
The Daily: Thursday 15th June 2023
The Daily: Wednesday 14th June 2023
The Daily: Tuesday 13th June 2023
A few final thoughts on the Manchester City & the Champions League