Sitemap - 2025 - Unexpected Delirium
The Long Read: English Football's Top-Flight One-Hit Wonders
Single Parenthood & I: How a bookcase helped me find myself again
The Long Read: Bradford, the Avenue, and the Great Betrayal
The Best Team in the Land & All the World, Part Twelve: Sayonara
Single Parenthood & I: School Sports Day
The Long Read: Charlton Athletic & The Battle for The Valley
Single Parenthood & I: The Apps Won't Work
The Long Read: Football vs Fascism in the 1930s
Single Parenthood & I: Out With The Old
The Soundtrack to My Life: The Weekly Playlist - Colours
The Long Read: The Almost Complete History of Stamford Bridge
Single Parenthood & I: Timmy Mallett, going down a K-hole
The Long Read: M4 Corridors of Power
It's Raining Diamonds on Saturn
The Best Team in the Land & All The World, Part Ten: Tokyo Drift
Soundtrack to my Life: The Drums and I, Part Two: A Top Ten Favourite Tracks
On Hiding Yourself, and Learning to Love Yourself Again
The Football Kickback: Transactional Relationships
The Soundtrack to my Life: The Drums & I, Part One: Origin Story, and Peccadilloes
The Best Team in the Land & All The World, Part Nine: A Dog Without an Owner
Some final thoughts on the Europa League Final
The Soundtrack to my Life: On the Songs I Can't Listen to Any More
The Europa League Final: Manchester United vs Tottenham Hotspur - Liveblog!
The Long Read: Chapman & Allison; The Men Who Built The Arsenal
The Football Kickback: Fast Falls The Eventide
The Weekend Review: The Henderson Final
The Soundtrack to my Life: On Existentialism, and Notwantingtoexistentialism
Single Parenthood & I: What Can I Learn From Them?
The Long Read - Accrington & Colne: Touched by the Hand of Burnley
The Football Kickback: In Defence of Spoons
The Soundtrack to my Life: There Was a Girl That Sang Like The Chime of a Bell
The Best Team in The Land & All The World, Part Eight: Where are Joop Van Daele's Glasses?
Light in your head and dead on your feet on Non-League Finals Day
The Soundtrack to my Life: The Soundtrack of my Inner Monologue
The Europa League Semi-Finals: FK Bodø/Glimt vs Tottenham Hotspur Liveblog
The Long Read: Men of the Clyde
The Football Kickback: Cheer up luv, might never happen
The Weekend Review: The Weekend of Giving Up
The Long Read: The Nacional Stadium Disaster of 1964 and Peru's complex political history
The Best Team in The Land & All The World, Part Seven: La Bombonera Massacre
The Weekend Review: You'll Sometimes Walk Alone
Single Parenthood and I: Tales From The End of The Garden
National League South Chaos Saturday: The Liveblog!
Leeds United: If The (Flat) Cap Fits
Tales From Football History: Over There In Barry Town, They Do Things Very Strange
The National League South Heads Towards An Appropriately Chaotic Denouement
The Best Team In The Land & All The World, Part Six: Estudiantes of The Dark Arts
The Weekend Review: They Could be Playing in the Champions League Next Season
Farewell Shrewsbury, we hardly knew ye
Tales from Football History: Living in the Plastic Age
The Best Team In The Land & All The World, Part Five: "No More Than an Unseemly and Sickening Brawl"
The Weekend Review: All Glitched Out
The Football Kickback: It's Raining Diamonds on Saturn
Tales from Football History: From Muscular Christianity to the Death of Amateurism
The Europa League Quarter-Finals: Spurs vs Eintracht Frankfurt Liveblog
The Best Team In The Land & All The World, Part Four: A descent towards violence
The Football Kickback: Faxe and Figures
The Weekend Review: Here come the yips
Sheffield Wednesday and Chansiri doing Chansiri things again
2,000 words on Blackburn, Lancashire
Nottingham Forest are A Good Football Team
The Ten Commandments of Internet Dating
The Weekend Review: the weirdly disappointing FA Cup quarter-finals
Alone, on top of the world, looking down on creation
Words & Pictures to Follow: Worthing United vs Storrington
The Best Team In the Land & All The World, Part Three: No, you're not the "world champions"
FC100000? Just the FC99900 to go, by the looks of it
The Weekend Review: runaway winners and races that are just hotting up
Words & Pictures to Follow: Basildon United vs Heybridge Swifts
On missing the emotional side of football
The Weekly Spurs: You can't go home again
Might Walsall be heading for The Choke of the Season?
The Football Kickback: Sponsored By The Concept of Milk
The Weekend Review: a glorious victory for the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia
Single Parenthood and I: the birds and the bees in the age of the incels
The Thursday Spurs: The Foreboding
Will Huddersfield's managerial gamble turn out to be lucrative or costly?
Liverpool: The Premier League will need to mean more, now
The Best Team In the Land & All The World, Part One: The Many Faces of World Championships
The Weekend Review: 'deserve' isn't a valuable currency in football
The Football Kickback: Eggs are different, nowadays
Home, and waiting for the cards to land
Words & Pictures to Follow: Worthing vs Chesham United
Single Parenthood & I: My last game before the pandemic
A brief review of the FA Cup 5th Round
For the first time in 14 games, Luton Town have won a football match
Young man, there's no need to feel Down
Words & Pictures to Follow: Horsham YMCA vs Crawley Down Gatwick
Single Parenthood & I: on Radium & astigmatism (or, a trip to the opticians)
The Wednesday Spurs: why you'll prise the name Tottenham from my cold, dead hands
Glory Glory, Mass Redundancies
Maldon, Tiptree, and a familiar story unfolding again
Why Barnet need to get back to their home Borough
The Football Kickback: I won't do the accent
Words & Pictures to follow: Ilford vs Benfleet
The temporary decline and fall of Manchester City
Leicester City and the gathering, perfect storm
The Wednesday Spurs: The Trouble With Levy Out
Return to Farsley; a club only going from bad to worse
The Football Kickback: Delapdancing
Spurs versus Manchester United: Who's the Worst?
Words & Pictures to Follow: Shoreham vs Crowborough Athletic
The Merseyside derby and the loss of Goodison Park
Single Parenthood & I: The Valentine's Day Trap
The Now Apparently Weekly Spurs Rant
The Football Kickback: Gary Lineker & Willie Thorne; Best of Friends
Why we actually do need to retain the "magic" of our cup competitions
Brentwood Town and woodpecker notifications
Words & Pictures to Follow: Brentwood Town vs Sporting Bengal United
Three up three down makes sense for the National League, but can the EFL be persuaded?
The essential weirdness of the transfer window
The Football Kickback: the cost of women's haircuts
When the football can't save you from yourself
Words & Pictures to Follow: Horsham vs Dulwich Hamlet
Single Parenthood & I: The Best Pasta Sauce in the World and Autonomy
Embargo lifted, but Morecambe remain moored to the bottom
It's the Champions League Enorm-o-group Final Night... Live!
The PGMOL and Premier League are not helping themselves, over refereeing standards
On the enshittification of everything
The Football Kickback: You won't be laughing when match day tickets cost £500
As Bad As Things Got: Tottenham Hotspur, 7th May 1977
Equality FC take their mission statement to its logical conclusion
Words & Pictures to Follow: The Gang of Four
Prosiect Cymru and the delicate balances between Welsh and English club football
A$AP Rocky may be the headline at the moment for Tranmere, but Tacopina is the story
Unelected Tory Lords trying to stop the independent football regulator, is it?
As Bad as Things Got: Manchester United, 5th May 1934
The Football Kickback: Podcast Derby Special
Chelmsford City, Hornchurch, and when the only way is Essex
Single Parenthood and I: On affairs of the heart
Words & Pictures to follow: Chelmsford City vs Hornchurch
Spurs need decisive action if they're to break their current run
Single Parenthood & I: The genetic lottery
Luton, Wycombe and the harsh realities of football management
Tamworth demonstrate the costs of abandoning FA Cup replays
The Football Kickback: Shoulders back, boobs to the moon
Arsenal, Manchester United, and a game without frontiers
Everton, and existence versus living
A partial defence of Mikel Arteta's balls
Julen Lopetegui: Delete as Appropriate
On growing up in a scrap metal yard, in a railway station, with a goose
The Football Kickback: Never start with a number 40 in goal
Liverpool vs Manchester United: As it happens (unless we wander off-topic)
Football's financial scandals of the 1960s